Hunger Strike will work for sure!!

I am thinking of going on a hunger strike on a cold pavement near Jantar Mantar. I want Mayawati’s Job and will fast unto death for that.
Ever since she has demanded the bifurcation of UP, I have been thinking of taking her on. I am well qualified, I am from UP, better educated, younger , more dynamic and see no reason why she keep her job. It is just a fucking piece of demand. If she thinks that it is difficult to administer such a big state in area and demand its bifurcation let her give an answer for - “what has she done for districts other than Gautambudhanagar and Lucknow?” . The roads in my locality are still in worst condition as they were when I was 4 or 5. What has she done for them? She is only concentrating on building statues and parks and all other shit which is useless for the status of people living in UP. Most of the population of UP consists of lower middle class and they do not get time to leave their shops and go out to parks to relax, then for what is she wasting the money of the people?

Today she is demanding Purvanchal, western UP and all, later when she will herself realize that she is not able to work for area other than these two districts and she will be scared of the results of upcoming polls then she will demand for independent Lucknow or Noida. Whatever she is doing obviously shows that her mental status is as beautiful as her face is.

Since neither the Congress Party nor the BJP will consider letting me run on their behalf I have decided that a hunger strike is the way forward. Besides, if K. Chandrashekhar Rao could get a separate Telangana after a few days of fasting, then why should we not all try to get what we want through political blackmail? Right? Now there is no way that the Government of India can ignore Irom Sharmila who has been on hunger strike for ten years. All she wants is for the Armed Forces Special Powers Act to be repealed in Manipur. Considering the ‘special powers’ to rape and murder that the armed forces have appropriated in Manipur, her demand is just and should have been conceded long ago. That really is a point. If a demand is just then there should be no place for political blackmail and if it is a stupid demand like Madam Mayawati’s then no amount of hunger strikes should work.

The manner in which Government of India is succumbed to political blackmail is frightening if you keep in mind that we are living in bad times. It is the time when we are not only living under terror of Islamist terrorism but it is also a time when still the financial sector is under recovery. If everyone of us who is still unemployed start demanding a job then it will be impossible for anyone to govern the resulting chaos. So, its better and requirement for the central government to use their brains before taking any decisions, emotions do not work at that level of responsibility.

I must admit that the cabinet we are having currently is one of the best cabinet which can be if we see from the point of qualifications of the ministers but why to keep their brains aside while taking any political decisions? I agree that the history shows that politics has become a game where there is no role for brain to play but this is the situation till all the Indians are not educated. The fight against poverty and deprivation can only be won by improved methods of governance. The politicians know they cannot deliver on this front so they encourage expensive distractions like changing the names of cities and cutting big states up into little ones. If the ‘aam aadmi’ is fooled into believing he benefits then there is nothing we can do about it. What we need to worry about is the shameful weakness the Government of India exhibited under pressure from a smalltime regional leader who lost nearly all the seats his party contested in the last election. If such a small time regional leader can get his fucking demand accepted by our government then I don’t see any reason for not granting me the job of Ms. Mayawati as my demand is more logical then his and I am sure that I will surely be able to govern the state I belong to and it doesn’t matter to me how large it is as I dream of governing the whole country one day. The one final question to Ms Mayawati –“if she is scared in governing a single state then why she dreams of being a PM of the whole country?” She simply don’t deserve to be what she is. Jai Hind!!